return my video game
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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