I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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