every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
