Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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