what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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