The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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