If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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