Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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