Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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