It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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