We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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