He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize