Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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