Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
