i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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