i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There r osticjed everywhere
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I use my feet as sexual weapons
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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