I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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