Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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