Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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