dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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