i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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