BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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