The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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