But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
