Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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