Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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