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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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