my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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