So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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