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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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