playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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