Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize