I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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