The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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