Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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