awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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