Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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