So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
