Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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