Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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