David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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