is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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