He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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