If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I fill condoms, not promises.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I am one with the molecules
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
