I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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