isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
