The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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