I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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