I'm jealous of your bromance
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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