He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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