No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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