If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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