anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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