Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
