He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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